Session Start: Sat May 12 07:17:59 2007 Session Ident: #sevtrek [07:22] 6starting JS with Heroes cartoon (sorry for the spoiler :-) [07:22] 6P: You mean in 5 years I end up back here? F: This is the only APARTMENT you can afford. [07:22] cut [07:22] cut [07:23] cut [07:23] Fortuantely I already knew about it through a friend [07:23] Cut [07:23] fortunately, i don't give a damn about that show [07:23] and yeah, time travelling to meet the future self is SOOOOOO new.... [07:23] 4APARTMENT is cut [07:23] 6P: Wow, when did I become so COOL? F: Please don't talk to me, it's embarrassing enough just to look at you [07:23] cut [07:23] cut [07:23] You won't give it a go when it starts in Germany? [07:23] probably not [07:23] cut [07:23] cut [07:23] Cut [07:24] Funny, you said that about Lost too ;0) [07:24] Lost! [07:24] isn't downloading! [07:24] wiz: it's a great show, huger than lost [07:24] 4COOL is uncool [07:24] 6P: New York's been destroyed! F: Actually, this is DETROIT; it always looked like this. [07:24] *goes to switch other computer on* [07:24] first showing of the first season was at a stupid time [07:24] cut [07:24] cut [07:24] I'm itching to see this week's episode Ben [07:24] cut [07:24] Guido - you said that when it first started int he UK, well before you got it in Germany [07:24] cut [07:25] 4DETROIT is cut [07:25] 6p: how do we stop the bomb? f: forget that, go back and play the LOTTERY with this numbers! [07:25] cut [07:25] Cut [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] 4LOTTERY is cut [07:25] 6Hiro Present: How do I end up looking so cool? Hiro Future: The cheerleader gives you a MAKEOVER! [07:25] My friend signed up with Sev just to enter a line in this conversation [07:25] keep [07:25] Cut [07:25] cut [07:25] cool [07:25] cut [07:25] cut [07:25] conversation? [07:25] don't suppose it made the finalists, did it? [07:25] Didn't make the finalists though ;0) [07:26] Conversation = contest [07:26] was probably too funny [07:26] 4MAKEOVER is cut [07:26] 6P: Wow! In the future, everyone I know looks like he's from The MATRIX! - F: Don't tell me you came here just for fashion advice? [07:26] cut [07:26] cut [07:26] cut [07:26] cut [07:26] Cut [07:26] 4MATRIX is cut [07:26] 6(P) Doesn't this create some sort of temporal PARADOX? (F) Like that's ever stopped sci-fi writers before! [07:26] #op [07:26] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Miguel [07:26] cut [07:26] Actually it was an All Your Base reference [07:26] cut [07:26] cut [07:26] Cut [07:27] 4PARADOX is cut [07:27] 6present: we didn't stop the bomb? future: we did, but the cheerleader threw a house PARTY [07:27] cut [07:27] keep [07:27] cut [07:27] Cut [07:27] cut [07:27] 4PARTY is over [07:27] 6P: You? F: Yeah, I get that REACTION from me a lot. [07:27] neutral [07:27] neutral [07:27] Present: What happen? Future: Somebody set up us the bomb [07:28] Cut [07:28] cut [07:28] cut [07:29] I remember that one - I dont' get it [07:29] 4REACTION is muted [07:29] 6PRESENT HIRO: Doesn't this VIOLATE the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle? FUTURE HIRO: Can't say for sure... [07:29] keep [07:29] keep [07:29] neutral [07:29] You've never come across All Your Base? [07:29] never even heard of it [07:29] How long have you been on the internets? ;0) [07:29] Keep [07:29] cut [07:29] 3VIOLATE is kept [07:29] 6P: WOW, I got a makeover! F: Man, I need a makeover! [07:29] keep [07:29] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base [07:29] Cut [07:30] cut [07:30] cut [07:30] John hasn't come across all your base? [07:30] that's disturbing [07:30] indeed [07:30] cut [07:30] It's amazing [07:31] actually, it does ring a bell, solely because it's come up in a punchline before and someone (probably Emma) gave me the wiki link [07:31] I should imagine it comes up in punchlines a lot [07:31] It's still a popular meme 6 years on [07:31] 4WOW is cut which leaves VIOLATE the winner by default! [07:32] what no pun? [07:32] 6so moving on to the next contest - BOMBED VILLAIN [07:32] what next? don't know the ant overlord meme? [07:32] Miguel - maybe its cause I just woke up but the puns aren't coming as easily today [07:32] 6Please...Like you don't know ALREADY. [07:32] cut [07:32] cut [07:32] Cut [07:32] cut [07:33] cut [07:33] who was serpentio btw? [07:34] I made him up - sounded like a bond villain name [07:34] 4ALREADY is cut [07:35] why don't you use blofeld as the default bond villain? [07:35] 6Your Little Black BOOK for starters . . . [07:36] cut [07:36] Where did BLONDE go? [07:36] Keep [07:36] cut [07:36] coming up next [07:36] keep [07:36] or can't you decide which blofeld to use? ;) [07:36] Strange alphabet you use down under [07:36] blofeld would've been good - bald, scar... oh well [07:37] TD - vote on BOOK? [07:37] Whilst I think about it John, has there been any progress on the complete disappearance of my website? [07:37] "So Tony Blair has resigned! At last, a popular policy" [07:37] didn't we work out that Johan hadn't uploaded it? [07:37] If we did, that was not communicated to me [07:38] I'm not sure, I would have to ask him. [07:38] cut [07:38] 4Thanks TD, BOOK is shut [07:38] 6Give me the BLONDE and we'll call it even . . . [07:38] keep [07:38] cut [07:38] cut [07:38] cut [07:39] Keep [07:39] 4BLONDE is snipped [07:39] 6I was hoping you'd cull a few henchemen, I've gone over BUDGET this year already. [07:39] neutral [07:39] cut [07:40] what happened to the gardeners? ;) [07:40] cut [07:40] Keep [07:40] Tupo needs correcting ;0) [07:40] at least it's better than the original line ;) [07:40] cut [07:41] Well yes [07:41] 4BUDGET is cut [07:41] 6What? A guy can't CAPTURE you just for laughs? [07:41] keep [07:41] the idea of evil topiary trimmers quite appeals, actually [07:41] keep [07:41] keep [07:41] hedgemen? [07:41] 3CAPTURE is kept [07:41] 6Which 007 are you? There's been so many, I get CONFUSED [07:42] yes :P as a concept, I mean, not the punchline [07:42] well, that or a race in a very bad fantasy film (ent ripoffs) [07:42] keep [07:42] keep [07:42] keep [07:42] Cut [07:42] 3CONFUSED is kept [07:42] 6My, my . . . a DOZEN movies and you still have to ask? [07:42] cut [07:42] keep [07:42] cu [07:42] t [07:42] cut [07:43] Keep [07:43] 4DOZEN is cut [07:43] 5Three words: guns, GADGETS and girls... [07:43] cut [07:43] cut [07:43] cut [07:43] Cut [07:43] 4GADGETS are broken [07:43] 6Any ideas on how a GUY like me can get a girl like that? [07:43] cut [07:43] cut [07:44] cut [07:44] Keep [07:44] cut [07:44] 4GUY is cut [07:44] 6I need to test out my new HENCHMEN on something. [07:44] keep [07:44] keep [07:44] Cut [07:44] keep [07:44] 3HENCHMEN survive [07:44] 6There's PLENTY of time to answer that. But first, here's my plan... [07:44] keep [07:44] cut [07:44] cut [07:45] cut [07:45] Keep [07:45] 4PLENTY is wanting [07:45] 6Wanna TRADE? I hate being the villain! [07:45] cut [07:45] keep [07:45] cut [07:45] cut [07:45] Cut [07:45] Actually [07:45] Keep [07:45] Not that it matters [07:46] 4TRADE is cut [07:46] 6I lost my WATCH in the pool over there, would you get it for me? [07:46] cut [07:46] cut [07:46] Cut [07:46] cut [07:46] cut [07:46] 4WATCH has stopped [07:47] 6okay, moving onto vote4 stage, 3 punchlines to choose from... [07:47] What? A guy can't CAPTURE you just for laughs? [07:47] Which 007 are you? There's been so many, I get CONFUSED [07:47] I need to test out my new HENCHMEN on something. [07:47] 6okay vote4... [07:47] vote4 capture [07:47] vote4 capture [07:47] vote4 capture [07:47] I never noticed capture first time round [07:47] vote4 capture [07:47] vote4 capture [07:48] the ayes have it... [07:48] hmmmm, I guess we go with capture [07:48] 6lastly, Terrible Twos contest [07:48] Seems reasonably clear [07:48] 6I like my way BETTER. [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] cut [07:48] keep [07:49] Keep [07:49] 4BETTER has worsened [07:49] 6Wouldn't want her to get BORED. [07:49] I side with Gaby on this matter as it happens ;0) [07:49] cut [07:50] Emma, I'll tell her that, she'll be delighted [07:50] keep [07:50] keep [07:50] Keep [07:50] cut [07:51] 3 BORED is kept [07:51] 6CHAOS isn't just a theory. [07:51] keep [07:51] keep [07:51] Keep [07:51] Chaos, thy name is Gaby [07:51] And Emma [07:51] keep [07:51] cut [07:51] Muwahahaha [07:51] 3CHAOS is confirmed [07:51] 6Let's see how FAST it'll take her this time. [07:52] keep [07:52] cut [07:52] cut [07:52] cut [07:52] 4FAST has slowed [07:52] 6Nothing beats having your own FILING system. [07:53] neutral [07:53] cut [07:53] cut [07:53] Keep [07:53] Over the last few weeks, Gaby has discovered the joys of monopoly - she wants to play it every weekend [07:53] Oh man, wonderful [07:53] I'll bet that's fun [07:53] it's okay - the thing is, she has extraordinary luck whenever we play it and thrashes us every time. The dice must be loaded or something [07:54] What colours does she aim for? [07:54] 4FILING is cut [07:54] 6I wonder how mummy spent her FREE time before she had me? [07:54] keep [07:54] keep [07:54] Keep [07:54] So true [07:54] actually, she really loves getting the train stations (or in our case as it's Star Wars monopoly, the starships) [07:54] cut [07:55] and then once she gets all 4, we always seem to land on them which funds her hotel building [07:55] 3FREE is kept [07:55] 6They'er mix and MATCH clothes - I mix, mommy MATCHes. [07:55] Excellent [07:55] cut [07:55] cut [07:55] Ooh, I need to see how Looga's doing.... [07:56] cut [07:56] E? [07:56] she still has to learn about bargaining though. I nearly sold her my 'get out of jail free' card for $200 but Wendy stopped me [07:56] We've dropped off the leaderboard :0( [07:56] for what? [07:56] http://www.monopoly.co.uk/leaderboard.aspx We were Leicester Square [07:56] I need to start voting every day [07:56] Cut [07:56] 4MATCH is cut [07:56] 6as she always says PRACTICE makes perfect [07:57] cut [07:57] cut [07:57] is this going to be the next official board? [07:57] cut [07:57] cut [07:58] Something like that [07:58] 4PRACTICE is imperfect [07:58] 6It's QUICKER to do it my way... [07:58] cut [07:58] cut [07:58] But you could tell universities had got hold of it - loads of university towns were very high up [07:58] cut [07:58] Cut [07:59] 4QUICKER is cut [07:59] 6Fortunately I'm much QUICKER than that. [07:59] Keep [07:59] Emma; probably uni eggheads writing scripts to game the system [07:59] cut [07:59] keep [07:59] cut [07:59] keep [07:59] 3QUICKER is kept [07:59] 6I must remember to THANK her for all the fun I had! [08:00] cut [08:00] Keep [08:00] cut [08:00] cut [08:01] keep [08:01] I don't know how Burgess Hill got such a high ranking though [08:01] 3THANK is cut [08:01] 4OOPS, I mean THANK is cut [08:01] 6Finally, THINGS are where I can find them again. [08:01] Unless it's a certain someone we know stuffing the ballot box ;0) [08:01] keep [08:01] cut [08:01] cut [08:01] interesting that they eliminate the french town now and not after the voting (unlike wembley ;)) [08:01] cut [08:02] it won't let me vote :( [08:02] Why not Ben? [08:02] And... whu? What about French town? [08:02] 4THINGS are cuty [08:02] 6For a minute there, I thought I was in the WRONG room.. [08:02] Keep [08:02] *Identifies* [08:02] keep [08:02] keep [08:02] e: go to the main page and then news [08:03] 3WRONG is right [08:03] just says "Error, try again later" [08:03] keep [08:03] Ah, yes [08:03] 6okay, moving onto vote4 stage - 5 punchlines to choose from... [08:03] Wouldn't want her to get BORED. [08:03] CHAOS isn't just a theory. [08:03] I wonder how mummy spent her FREE time before she had me? [08:03] Fortunately I'm much QUICKER than that. [08:03] For a minute there, I thought I was in the WRONG room.. [08:03] 6okay vote4... [08:03] I had noticed that when I first found the site, but forgot about it [08:03] vote4 chaos [08:03] vote4 chaos [08:03] vote4 free [08:04] Though I wonder if her expression needs tweaking (whichever line wins) [08:04] not for "chaos" [08:04] depends I guess [08:04] I'm still deciding which to vote [08:04] 4 [08:05] vote4 free [08:05] vote4 chaos [08:05] well, it's a sevqueen but I can already tell you which one Wendy will choose [08:05] Yesterday I was selecting the finalists and LOLed at FREE and called Wendy to have a look at it [08:06] She read it, flat reaction then she LOLed at CHAOS [08:06] So CHAOS wins [08:06] ! [08:06] I expected the opposite [08:06] ok, bye! [08:06] shiny :) [08:06] I know, Wendy usually agrees with you [08:06] Biased judge! [08:06] night people [08:06] * Miguel has quit IRC (Disintegrated: You can't take the sky from me) [08:06] bye [08:06] * Wizzard has quit IRC (Client exited) [08:06] Maybe FREE cut too close ;0) [08:07] I'll ask her again to confirm but I'm pretty sure she'll go with CHAOS [08:07] I like FREE cause it suits the setup better - but CHAOS is clever [08:08] I better go too (actually to be honest, I desperately need to go to the toilet) [08:08] Bye! [08:08] Bye [08:08] * EofS has quit IRC (Disintegrated: Chatzilla 0.9.75.1 [SeaMonkey 1.1.1/2007022206]) [08:08] thanx all for judging (including Miguel and Wizz even though they're gone - oops, and Emma too) Session Close: Sat May 12 08:08:38 2007