Session Start: Sat Nov 03 07:03:01 2007 Session Ident: #sevtrek [08:03] 6okay, I've kicked Gaby off the computer and am starting the JS (but she says she wants to chat with you all after we're done) [08:03] yeah [08:03] 6starting with Terminator cartoon [08:03] 6When he says "I'll be BACK," he actually means it! [08:03] * CptThomas has joined #sevtrek [08:03] keep [08:04] Hooray! [08:04] hello [08:04] Hi Thomas [08:04] keep [08:04] hey thomas, we've just started the JS, we're judging the Terminator cartoon [08:04] hi E [08:04] 6When he says "I'll be BACK," he actually means it! [08:04] long time [08:04] neutral [08:04] cut [08:04] just in time then :-) [08:04] E: QI on beeb2 [08:04] * Dhraakellian waits for finalists to load [08:04] Neutral [08:05] Thomas - I'm actually watching Channel 4 tonight [08:05] 3BACK will be back [08:05] 6You can switch him "On or Off", most men's switch just gets "DIMMER". [08:05] cut [08:05] wow [08:05] :-) [08:05] cut [08:05] It's their 25th birthday today [08:05] cut [08:05] ah [08:05] cut [08:05] I want to say keep [08:05] keep and neutral [08:05] Emma, we got the 2005 and 2006 seasons of Dr Who on DVD this week (I'm hooked on it now) [08:05] But I only want to do that to be nasty to men ;0) [08:05] Neutral [08:05] aw, what did we do? [08:05] JC: Ooooh! [08:05] they were just talking about the key to beat lie detectors [08:06] it involved certain nether regions [08:06] 4DIMMER is off [08:06] 6If he DISOBEYS a command, I can reprogram him. [08:06] * Dhraakellian just finished watching *all* of the classic series [08:06] Thomas - I'll catch a repeat [08:06] keep [08:06] Cut [08:06] cut [08:06] cut [08:06] * Dhraakellian now only has the 1996 TV movie left to watch [08:06] keep [08:06] dhraak: when we finish the new series, I'm gonna try watching the old stuff - but all?! That's a helluva lot of television [08:06] John - glad you're enjoying it. Though 2007 was the best series [08:06] JC: it's taken me at least a year and a half [08:06] cut [08:06] we watched 2007 as it was on TV, now we're going back and catching up on the earlier stuff [08:07] quite possibly longer, but I don't exactly recall when I started [08:07] Fair enough [08:07] chris eggleton sucks compared to David Tennant - but still interesting [08:07] Are the Christmas specials within those DVDs? [08:07] 4DISOBEYS is cut [08:07] 6He's the first guy I've met who really has a FUTURE. [08:07] cut [08:07] JC: some people would burn you alive for that [08:07] cut [08:07] neutral [08:07] cut [08:07] re xmas specials, I'm not sure, I dont' think so (in which case, bummer) [08:07] i heard the doc 'll meet himself next season [08:08] cut [08:08] thomas: what, chris meets david? [08:08] Cut [08:08] keep [08:08] 4FUTURE is doomed [08:08] 6He takes "being GROUNDED" literally [08:08] keep [08:08] #4 or #5, yeah [08:08] neutral [08:08] dont ask me their names :-) [08:08] cut [08:08] cut [08:08] cut [08:09] cut [08:09] Keep [08:09] CptThomas: Tom Baker or Peter Davison? [08:09] #4 playing #4 or just gratuitious cameo playing a random character [08:09] i think davison [08:09] ah [08:09] Although I dunno whether US plugs are grounded [08:09] 4GROUNDED is cut [08:09] (Or would it be Austrian ones we need to consider ;0) [08:09] 6He's just as hard HEADED as you, if not more. [08:09] the only old one i can remember by name is baker, and i'm pretty sure it's not him [08:09] like how Barty Crouches Jr. and Sr. met up in the Cyberman story? [08:09] cut [08:09] cut [08:09] neutral [08:09] Cut [08:09] cut [08:09] cut [08:09] cut [08:10] 4HEADED is cracked [08:10] 6There's always a newer MODEL showing up! [08:10] cut [08:10] cut [08:10] Cut [08:10] CptThomas: Tom Baker = 4th, the one with the scarf. Colin Baker = 6th, the one with the garish wardrobe [08:10] keep [08:10] E: did you see the clip where Boris gets comments on his pronunciation from Arnie himself ? :-) [08:10] neutral [08:10] Thomas - yes! It was amazing [08:11] 4MODEL is outdated [08:11] 6He will terminate all your NONSENSE. [08:11] keep [08:11] Cut [08:11] neutral [08:11] cut [08:11] cut [08:11] and that imitiation of boris that they did beforehand, that was "pretty close to the actual thing" :-) [08:11] cut [08:11] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_(Doctor_Who) [08:12] cut [08:12] omfg [08:12] the guy who created MI6 found a naturally occurring (for men) source of invisible ink [08:13] ... [08:13] Surely that only works on white paper [08:13] nonsense is cut [08:13] 6He's the ONLY man who keeps coming back. [08:13] Cut [08:13] cut [08:14] cut [08:14] cut [08:14] cut [08:14] back in 95, some dude thought lemonjuice (for invisible ink) would actually make his face invisible and went and robbed a bank :-p [08:14] cut [08:14] Oh dear [08:15] * AdmiralMemo has joined #sevtrek [08:15] Y halo thar [08:15] Gazeeeebo [08:15] greets [08:15] 4ONLY is cut [08:15] 6He'll be a relentless PARENTING machine [08:15] hey memo [08:15] keep [08:15] there's actually a crowd again [08:15] cut [08:15] cut [08:16] cut [08:16] Cut [08:16] see JC, told ya threatening to stop would work again :-) [08:16] cut [08:16] cut [08:16] (bring forth the soup?) [08:16] Well, it only worked out because the US is crazy. [08:16] Since it's 6 PM [08:16] now that you mention it, you actually managed to get started on time, even with daylight savings switching again :-) [08:16] thomas: hmm, when I got on at 7am and noone was here, I thought another cancelled JS [08:17] 4parenting is cut [08:17] 6I hold the REMOTE. [08:17] keep [08:17] cut [08:17] damn DST! [08:17] keep [08:17] cut [08:17] hehe :-) [08:17] i was just gonna ask whether you didnt sneak in an hour earlier :-) [08:17] keep [08:17] Well, if we can keep it at this time, it would be great [08:17] every part of Australia, Europe, North America, pretty much the entire world except for Queensland does daylight savings [08:17] we're too dumb to understand it [08:18] JC: and one state in the SW US [08:18] You're smart for not having it. [08:18] (iirc) [08:18] I don't get the point of this one [08:18] yeah that's it [08:18] Cut [08:18] emma: she controls him [08:18] Oh [08:18] Neutral then [08:18] DST does nothing useful, except for confusing people twice a year. [08:18] 4REMOTE is out of batteries [08:18] 6He actually makes me look SOFT and nurturing in comparison. [08:18] JC: even more complicated , they dont all do it on the same day :-) [08:18] Remote control [08:18] Europe went last week, US goes tomorrow night [08:18] neutral [08:18] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] I think it's Arizona which doesn't have it. But the Navaho Nation does [08:19] cut [08:19] Which made driving around that end of the US VERY confusing [08:19] cut [08:19] Well, technically Sunday morning. [08:19] neutral [08:19] We never knew what the time was [08:19] hehheh [08:19] yeah, even weirder [08:19] US switches from 2am to 1am [08:19] we went from 3am to 2am [08:19] 4SOFT is cut [08:19] it's not even the same hour :-) [08:19] Heh... [08:19] 6Would you want to get SPANKED by him? [08:19] Thomas - that's because all of Europe goes back simultaneously [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] Whilst all of the US goes back at its own 2am [08:19] cut [08:20] 4SPANKED is cut [08:20] 6You can SWITCH off his free will. [08:20] keep [08:20] So, you could have neighboring time zones have same time, or be two hours off. [08:20] hehe; and it's all done to make JC's life hell :-) [08:20] Neutral [08:20] cut [08:20] cut [08:20] neutral [08:20] Maybe John should consider moving [08:20] cut [08:20] maybe we will - can anyone tell me what's the best country in Europe? [08:20] neutral [08:20] cut [08:21] best way to survive elevator: fall on a fat person [08:21] 4SWITCH is cut [08:21] 6He doesn't hog the TV-remote, he obeys it! [08:21] quote from Jo:"so that's why everyone smiles when i get in" [08:21] cut [08:21] neutral [08:21] cut [08:21] cut [08:21] cut [08:21] Lol Thomas [08:21] This is worse than the other "Remote" line [08:21] cut [08:21] Keep [08:21] I think it makes more sesne than the other [08:21] 4TV is switched off [08:21] 6He's got the automatic UPDATES on. [08:21] cut [08:22] But, it's a _TV_ remote... [08:22] Neutral [08:22] keep [08:22] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] Maybe it's a multifunctional remote [08:22] Our TV remote also does the video and the DVD [08:22] The other one didn't specify, which could have meant it was one for him. [08:22] Well, we have those at our house, except... [08:22] "there was a time when all lift cables sheared in the empire state"; "yeah, that was when there was a huge ape hanging from it" [08:22] (Actually, it's that our DVD and video remote controls the TV. As a result, that's our TV remote :0P ) [08:22] cut [08:22] 4UPDATES is cut [08:22] The multi-function isn't ALL-function [08:22] 6winner by default: When he says "I'll be BACK," he actually means it! [08:22] So, we have to keep the original remotes, too [08:23] The main problem is that the multi-function remote doesn't have a "Menu" button. [08:23] 6okay moving onto LOTR [08:23] 6how about you do one, the elf does the other, and I stay here and COORDINATE? [08:23] JC... [08:23] memo... [08:23] cut [08:23] I'm getting a database error after LotR [08:23] keep [08:23] Database error: cannot use database sevco_db [08:23] MySQL Error: 0 () [08:23] Session halted. [08:23] BOREDOM has been culled? [08:23] cut [08:23] try reload - maybe a temporary anomaly [08:24] Cut [08:24] cut [08:24] did you cull JC [08:24] I didn't do any culling this week. What was boredom? [08:24] cause thats not the first on my list [08:24] keep [08:24] cut [08:24] Reload isn't reloading [08:24] Why is there never a death by BOREDOM option? [08:24] The one at the top of the list :0P [08:24] Why is there never a death by BOREDOM option? [08:24] wow... took less than a minute to reload just now [08:25] 4COORDINATE is cut [08:25] 6Or option three: we set this CUNNING ambush right here... [08:25] cut [08:25] cut [08:25] Cut [08:25] Ah...It's working. Now [08:25] cut [08:25] cut [08:25] cut [08:25] 4CUNNING is cut [08:25] 6Why is there never a death by BOREDOM option? [08:25] (cut and haste error) [08:25] keep [08:25] cut [08:25] cut [08:26] neutral [08:26] cut [08:26] I think this would work better as "why is there never a boredom option" but I appreciate that completely changes the punchline [08:26] cut [08:26] Neutral [08:26] Putting it back in, just to see it cut. [08:26] neutral [08:27] 4BOREDOM is cut [08:27] 6I'm all for option 3: Admitting FAILURE and going home. [08:27] democracy in action, adm :-) [08:27] cut [08:27] I know, I know. [08:27] cut [08:27] I just find it ironic [08:27] cut [08:27] cut [08:27] Keep [08:27] neutral [08:27] cut [08:28] 4FAILURE is cut [08:28] 6Who died and made him boss? Oh, right... GONEDAFT... [08:28] keep [08:28] cut [08:28] keep if the second half is removed [08:28] keep [08:28] neutral otherwise [08:28] Better without "right... Gonedaft" [08:28] ? [08:28] cut [08:28] yeah [08:28] cut [08:28] Or, as Dhraak says, the entire second half [08:29] cut [08:29] Keep [08:29] nah, without the "oh" at least, ppl will miss the joke [08:29] That's why I suggested keeping the oh in [08:29] hmm... [08:29] EofS: yeah, the "oh" works [08:29] Do we need the name in there? [08:30] 6okay, everyone vote4 your favourite version of GONEDAFT - 3 options... [08:30] There's no need to spell it out like that [08:30] 61. Who died and made him boss? Oh, right... GONEDAFT... [08:30] 6 1. Who died and made him boss? Oh, right... GONEDAFT... [08:30] 6 2. Who died and made him boss? Oh... [08:30] 6 3. Who died and made him boss? [08:30] 2) OH [08:30] 1.5 [08:30] or v4: "oh, right..." :-) [08:30] 4 [08:30] 6 4. Who died and made him boss? Oh, right... [08:30] 4 then [08:31] 4 satisfies me too [08:31] 4 [08:31] 4 works [08:31] 4 [08:31] Let's punchword it "BOSS" [08:31] 3GONEDAFT is kept but the capword is changed to BOSS [08:31] now this is a prime example of why webvoting cant surpass the JS :-) [08:31] 6Is it just me or are these IMMUNITY challenges getting worse? [08:31] Eeexactly [08:31] thomas: yeah, yeah :-) [08:31] Cut [08:31] True [08:31] cut [08:31] KEEP [08:31] keep [08:32] ?? [08:32] JS works great when people turn up :-) [08:32] (Oh, and why doesn't Gimli have a speech bubble?) [08:32] ah, yes, that's a long story [08:32] cut—no idea what this means [08:32] Well, keep it at this time, JC. [08:32] Memo - so Legolas could give a punchline? That was my hope anyway [08:32] Memo, this is the same time it's been for years [08:32] "Immunity challenges" = Survivor TV show [08:32] ah [08:32] For the 5/7 of us in Europe [08:32] right [08:33] 3IMMUNITY is kept [08:33] 6Who made him KING? [08:33] Erm, 5/8 [08:33] that show that I never watched [08:33] keep [08:33] Cut [08:33] cut [08:33] cut [08:33] keep [08:33] keep [08:33] why was the last one kept? [08:33] oops, I missed Dhraak's cut [08:33] i blame the dutch and their big brother for the decline and fall of TV programming [08:33] 4IMMUNITY is retroactively cut [08:33] cut [08:34] Immunity got a disease? [08:34] Thomas - I blame them too [08:34] 4KING is dethroned [08:34] 6Fraudo does owe me MONEY. [08:34] cut [08:34] cut [08:34] keep [08:34] Cut [08:34] cut [08:34] cut [08:34] and NONSEQUITORS make me eat lampshades [08:34] cut [08:34] 4MONEY is spent [08:34] 6Anyone for a third OPTION that involves staying still? [08:34] keep [08:34] I like this one, but the expression is wrong. [08:34]