Session Start: Sat Nov 24 08:04:23 2007 Session Ident: #sevtrek [08:06] 6starting judging session... [08:06] A [08:06] a [08:06] Aww, cute [08:06] 10Miguel: 02I can't help but notice we're missing one [08:06] 10Wizzard: 02indeed [08:06] 10EofS: 02He's probably playing cricket again [08:06] 04*** Whitestar8472 has joined #sevtrek.01 [08:06] *grin* [08:06] Hold up... Let me load the finalists [08:06] 6starting with Terrible Twos (sorry I hadn't culled but we'll cull as we go) [08:06] 6Well, I made my BED..now I've got to try and sleep in it. [08:07] cut [08:07] cut [08:07] That doesn't sound like a recipe for success [08:07] Given your history of just forgetting punchlines ;0) [08:07] 18 seconds from the last sentence, 30 from the first, to be exact [08:07] cut [08:07] You might want to mention each line you cull [08:07] keep [08:07] keep [08:07] Keep if it's "try and lie in it" [08:07] the HP toon has some really great lines this week [08:07] Since that's the expression [08:07] I'll go along with Emma [08:07] agree with emma but cut "try and", superfluous [08:07] (and yeah, I noticed that earlier) [08:07] Actually, "try to" because "try and" is my huge grammatical pet peeve [08:08] keep [08:08] with revisions [08:08] 6Well, I made my BED... now I've got to lie in it. [08:08] CHANGING VOTE - keep with revisions [08:08] 3BED is kept [08:08] Keep [08:08] keep [08:08] sorry, didn't mean to repost the punchline, just saying it's kept [08:08] 6I'm just glad you not a St. BERNARD . . . [08:08] keep [08:08] Cut [08:08] neutral [08:09] cut [08:09] cut [08:09] cut (and that should be "you're") [08:09] 4BERNARD is cut [08:09] cut [08:09] 6I need a BIGGER bed - or a smaller dog. [08:09] neutral [08:09] Neutral [08:09] cut [08:09] ...poor Bernard... moving on! [08:09] keep [08:09] cut [08:09] cut [08:09] cut [08:09] 4BIGGER shrunk [08:09] 6Her breath is worse than her her BITE [08:09] keep [08:09] cut [08:09] cut [08:09] Neutral [08:10] cut [08:10] 4BITE bitten off [08:10] 6If you get any CLOSER Daisy, you'll be on the other side of me. [08:10] cu [08:10] cut [08:10] cut [08:10] cut [08:10] cut [08:10] Cut [08:10] cut [08:10] 4CLOSER closed [08:10] 6gee, make yourself even more COMFORTABLE .. [08:10] cut [08:10] ...and now I want tea. RAWR, JC :P ;) [08:10] I... don't get this one [08:10] Cut [08:10] cut [08:10] cut [08:10] cut [08:10] Cut [08:10] RAWR? [08:10] the elephant thing ? [08:10] cut [08:10] 4COMFORTABLE cut [08:10] No Thomas, the punchline [08:10] 6I'm not CROWDING you, am I? [08:11] Cut [08:11] cut [08:11] cut [08:11] cut [08:11] cut\ [08:11] Rawr? You missed the "t" off that first cut. ;) Made me realise I'd rinished my tea and was missing it ;) [08:11] ah, the CLOSER line [08:11] cut [08:11] i thought you meant the COMFY line [08:11] cut [08:11] erm. Finished* [08:11] That's quite sad Michelle :0P [08:11] 4CROWDING is alone [08:11] 6GREAT for you I guess ... [08:11] cut [08:11] Oh, yes, I meant Closer [08:11] cut [08:11] Cut [08:11] It's cold! I used to use my old PC as a heating unit because it used to overheat so badly :P [08:11] yeah, dont get that one either [08:11] ah, now i do [08:11] cut [08:11] cut [08:12] she means he'll be sleeping on the floor then [08:12] 4GREAT not so [08:12] cut [08:12] 6Maybe I should move into your dog HOUSE instead . . . [08:12] cut [08:12] cut [08:12] cut [08:12] cut [08:12] cut [08:12] cut [08:12] Cut [08:12] 4HOUSE shut [08:12] 6Who's IDEA was this? [08:12] cut [08:12] Heh... Steps [08:12] Cut [08:12] cut [08:12] keep [08:12] cut (and should be "Whose...") [08:12] 4IDEA snuffed [08:12] 6Wow, give you an INCH, you take up a mile. [08:12] keep [08:12] cut (and agree [08:12] cut [08:12] cut [08:13] cut [08:13] 4INCH is cut [08:13] cut [08:13] 6LET me know if I'm crowding you... [08:13] cut [08:13] cut [08:13] keep [08:13] Neutral [08:13] neutral [08:13] neutral [08:13] 4LET disallowed [08:13] 6...except for the MIDNIGHT doggie breath. Ewww! [08:13] cut [08:13] cut [08:13] cut [08:13] cut [08:13] cut [08:14] Cut [08:14] 4MIDNIGHT tolls [08:14] wow, we're moving along here. somebody in a hurry ? [08:14] 6I wish it were MORNING . . . [08:14] neutral [08:14] LOL [08:14] I'm feeling the urgency as I hadn't culled [08:14] cut [08:14] Cut [08:14] cut [08:14] cut [08:14] cut [08:14] plus it's election day here in Australia, I gotta go vote afterwards [08:14] General Election? [08:14] Who you voting for? [08:14] Ousting Howard? [08:14] ah, gov't or local ? [08:14] the polls close already at noon? [08:14] federal election, yes [08:14] On a Saturday? O.o [08:14] (As if I care, really, but meh) [08:14] upstart colonials :-) [08:15] Emma: I hope Howard goes, I certainly won't be voting for him [08:15] Guido, it's not noon, it's late at night! [08:15] 4MORNING is cut [08:15] 6Me and my big MOUTH . . . [08:15] cut [08:15] cut [08:15] Thomas - you're getting well into the English mood [08:15] keep [08:15] We'll make you an honourary citizen in no time :0) [08:15] Cut [08:15] keep [08:15] 4MOUTH is cut [08:15] :-) [08:15] 6For ONE of us, at least. [08:15] cut [08:15] keep [08:15] Cut [08:15] keep [08:15] cut [08:16] cut [08:16] keep [08:16] read this one for ultimate Aussie joke: http://bash.org/?262417 [08:16] Have we KEPT any line yet? [08:16] Yes [08:16] 3ONE is kept [08:16] 6Ok, new PLAN... [08:16] cut [08:16] keep [08:16] cut [08:16] cut [08:16] *Giggle* [08:16] Hehe [08:16] Oh, I read that one before, Thomas. Hilarious! [08:16] cut [08:16] (Me too) [08:17] We have a lot to answer for really [08:17] cut [08:17] 4PLAN is cut [08:17] 6That 'all night' PROMISE is negotiable you know . . . [08:17] neutral [08:17] We sent the criminals to Australia and the religious fundies to the US [08:17] no comment from the aussie contingent :-) [08:17] LOL Emma [08:17] cut [08:17] So, you guys made your own problems, eh? [08:18] And then as if we'd not caused enough trouble, we messed up the Middle East [08:18] cut [08:18] Good ol' England [08:18] Imperialism at its best! [08:18] e: you forgot india [08:18] Neutral [08:18] yes, that israel thing was a stroke of genius :-) [08:18] cut [08:18] Memo - I'd say that we made your problems rather than our own :0P [08:18] I like Ricky Gervais take when he visited the USA "Hi, I'm from England. We used to run the world before you guys" [08:18] lol! [08:18] keep [08:18] Well, we don't run the world. We only THINK we do. [08:19] 4PROMISE is cut [08:19] 6I'm glad SOMEONE around here can get a good nights rest. [08:19] Studying intra-war foreign policy with something of a cynic was rather fun :0) [08:19] cut [08:19] Cut [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] cut [08:19] neutral with "night's", cut otherwise [08:19] (JC: Shouldn't that have been "PROMISE is broken"? ;) ) [08:19] 4SOMEONE is cut [08:19] 6...once we've done SOMETHING about your breath. [08:19] ws: dang, I wasn't concentrating! [08:19] Cut [08:19] (He's jetting too fast for humor.) [08:20] cut [08:20] keep [08:20] cut [08:20] cut [08:20] Why did I know it wouldn't be Rutland [08:20] wasn't funny the other two times already [08:20] I still want to know who was cut [08:20] 4SOMETHING is cut [08:20] 6So much for TEAMWORK. [08:20] cut [08:20] ...ouch?! [08:20] cut [08:20] Neutral [08:20] 10JC: 04SOMEONE is cut01 [08:20] WHO? :-P [08:20] cut [08:20] emos [08:21] neutral [08:21] cut [08:21] :-) [08:21] And then SOMETHING is cut... [08:21] 4TEAMWORK is nonexistent [08:21] 6YOU don't take up this much room when you're awake. [08:21] This is the vaguest JS I've ever been to [08:21] cut [08:21] keep [08:21] vague? [08:21] According to the newspapers, Eastern Europeans have all the swans in England :0P [08:21] vaguest? [08:21] And the carp [08:21] cut [08:21] vaguestestest? [08:21] cut [08:21] And the £50 notes [08:21] cut [08:22] cut [08:22] SOMEONE is cut... Then SOMETHING is cut... Give us specifics! :-P [08:22] All the £50 notes are fake, that's why [08:22] heh. Now it'll be YOU are cut O.o [08:22] 4YOU are cut - yes, I mean YOU! [08:22] How's THAT for specifics? [08:22] SEE?! [08:22] ;) [08:22] 6moving onto vote4 stage... [08:22] Well, I made my BED... now I've got to lie in it. [08:22] For ONE of us, at least. [08:22] rofl [08:22] 6okay vote4 [08:22] vote4 bed [08:22] Ouch! Stop cutting me! [08:22] vote4 BED [08:23] vote4 bed [08:23] vote4 bed [08:23] vote4 bed [08:23] * AdmiralMemo bleeds all over the JS [08:23] ...oh come ON! It's not even 10:30 and we're all voting for BED?! [08:23] * Whitestar8472 hands around the caffeine [08:23] Anyone got a Band-Aid? [08:23] * Whitestar8472 throws Memo "Do They Know It's Christmas?" [08:24] 6FINAL TALLY: BED 5... BED WINS! [08:24] There you go *nods* [08:24] *Groans* [08:24] france lol :-) [08:24] WS: It's worse for me. It's only 5:30 PM here and I'm voting for bed. :-P [08:24] 6OKAY, moving onto Harry Potter cartoon [08:24] talk about JC's point of view there :-) [08:24] Hehe [08:24] He just wants to go BACK to bed. :-P [08:24] hey, I just played cricket for an hour, I'm ready for bed too [08:24] wow, that's interesting [08:24] * Whitestar8472 hands JC a pot of coffee [08:25] I've got 5 hours of cricket this afternoon so I'll definitely be up for some rest then [08:25] Disraeli signed the Treaty of Berlin as "Prime Minister of England" [08:25] 6okay, hairy plopper now... [08:25] 6BEATS me. [08:25] cut [08:25] fut [08:25] erm [08:25] cut [08:25] cut* [08:25] fut [08:25] Cut [08:25] :-P [08:26] cut [08:26] cut [08:26] 4BEATS beaten [08:26] 6Horcrux? I was CLEANING my room. [08:26] keep [08:26] keep [08:26] Cut [08:26] cut [08:26] cut [08:26] keep [08:26] change2 cut [08:26] not consistent with sidekicks hunting as well [08:26] Come on... That was good [08:27] No, it is [08:27] No it wasn't [08:27] memo: I figured they were helping him, but didn't realise the end goal - that makes it funnier [08:27] He's getting THEM to clean his room for him [08:27] Ben, you know if I can get my copy back this weekend? [08:27] cut [08:27] Emma, yes [08:27] Excellent [08:27] so they thought they were on a quest, turns out just cleaning - FUNN! [08:27] Funny! [08:27] Yeah. That's what I thought. [08:27] If you have to explain it... [08:27] They just don't get it. [08:27] E made my point :-) [08:27] LOL [08:28] Well, he didn't have to explain it to me... [08:28] i get it now, and yes it's funny, but if explanations are needed... [08:28] so memo, cut or keep? [08:28] Memo kept [08:28] Right at the start [08:28] no, thomas I meant [08:28] change2 neutral [08:28] so there :-p [08:28] :-P [08:28] 4CLEANING swept away [08:28] 6The 8th book-- he's a CRAFTY one! [08:29] cut [08:29] keep [08:29] keep [08:29] keep [08:29] keep [08:29] Neutral [08:29] CLOSE was culled? [08:29] Or did we miss it? [08:29] no culls were done [08:29] we missed it [08:29] we missed it [08:29] keep [08:29] 3CRAFTY is kept [08:29] 6I'm not sure, but something inside of me, says we're really CLOSE. [08:29] btw 8472, how's runescape going for you ? [08:29] cut [08:29] sorry, got confused [08:29] cut [08:29] keep [08:30] cut [08:30] Cut [08:30] cut [08:30] * AdmiralMemo needs to get back into RuneScape [08:30] 4CLOSE is closed [08:30] 6This search is going to be the DEATH of me. [08:30] cut [08:30] cut [08:30] keep [08:30] cut [08:30] ah, other players :-) [08:30] cut [08:30] this line [08:30] Thomas: I haven't played RS in a while. I got sick to death of my ISP's constant disconnects [08:30] it's rapidly turning into a new "shut up and kiss me" [08:30] Especially when you lose most of your items when you die [08:31] Cut [08:31] yes, that would suck [08:31]