Session Start: Sat May 10 07:10:31 2008 Session Ident: #sevtrek [07:20] 6starting judging session... [07:21] It looks like he has a third nipple [07:21] it does... [07:21] 6"Mode swings"! BZZZT... Go from me if you want to live! [07:21] cut [07:21] *Suddenly giggles for reasons only Jazzy and Ben can know* [07:21] I'd prefer just "mood swings" [07:21] cut [07:21] *snort* [07:21] lol, a superfluous third nipple [07:21] keep [07:22] cut [07:22] Neutral [07:22] I know "go from me" echoes the line better, but "leave me" makes WAY more sense [07:22] 4BZZZT is cut [07:22] 6CONTROL over teenage boys. [07:22] cut [07:22] cut for being overused each time this kind of competition is made [07:22] Cut [07:23] cut [07:23] cut [07:24] 4CONTROL is cut [07:24] 6The COVETED 18-35 male demographic. [07:24] cut for being overused each time this kind of competition is made [07:24] cut [07:24] lol, I thought you might say that Guido [07:24] keep [07:24] cut [07:24] Cut [07:24] *Hits Guido* [07:24] 4COVETED is cut [07:24] 6I'm a DISPLAY model! [07:24] think the previous one had both of those [07:24] keep [07:24] I think the needle's skipping [07:24] this one's good though [07:24] cut [07:24] don't recall it being used before [07:25] "I'm just a display model" is better [07:25] cut [07:25] neutral [07:25] Keep [07:25] fair enough to Emma's change [07:25] 3DISPLAY is kept with one change [07:25] 6When you look this good, you don't need FEATURES! [07:25] Otherwise it doesn't really answer the question [07:25] keep [07:25] cut [07:26] cut [07:26] Cut [07:26] cut [07:26] 4FEATURES is cut [07:26] 6I break HEARTS. [07:26] cut [07:26] cut [07:26] keep [07:27] Cut [07:27] 4HEARTS is cut [07:27] 6I can immediately LOWER the IQs of any men in my presence. [07:27] For some reason I'm picturing her as Dawn not River [07:27] keep [07:27] cut [07:27] cut [07:27] I have my Jossverses mixed up [07:27] Cut [07:27] river? [07:27] Is that her character's name in firefly? [07:28] Summer Glau [07:28] cut [07:28] Yes John [07:28] 4LOWER is cut [07:28] 6Human MALES fight for us, not against us. [07:28] neutral [07:28] cut [07:28] I should watch firefly. Wend and I watched the first half of the pilot but didn't really get into it [07:29] keep [07:29] John, would you consider changing the question asked? [07:29] to what? [07:29] 'cos this works as an answer to "what's special about you" [07:29] But not as an answer to "what features do you have" - it's hardly a feature (just like every other punchline - nobody bothered to word things to be features) [07:29] cut [07:30] ping... [07:30] tokay [07:30] I would keep it if the question were differnet [07:30] the punchline would need to be super special (pardon the pun) to warrant changing the setup, otherwise it's dreadfully unfair on everyone who submitted a punchline [07:30] Personally I'm not sure the pilot is that good an intro to the series, because there's so much going on - it made more sense to me rewatching it. The Train Job might be easier. [07:30] connection is slow, nd the typing lags, but I am connected [07:30] None of these punchlines work very well [07:30] 4MALES is cut [07:30] 6I could show you, but we'd lose our PG rating. [07:31] cut cut cut cut cut [07:31] "fully functional"? [07:31] cut [07:31] keep, because that's about as close to a feature as we've got... [07:31] Cut [07:31] neutral, ranging towards keep [07:31] I agree with JAzzy, but it doesn't make it funny unfortuiantely [07:31] 4PG is cut [07:31] 6My TARGETS come to me, willingly [07:31] keep [07:31] cut [07:31] keep [07:31] don't like the comma [07:32] agreed [07:32] cut [07:32] Ditto on the comma, keep without it, and with a full stop. [07:32] I mean, at the end. [07:32] 'course, I don't know what the cut/keep history of this one is [07:32] I don't think much has been kept [07:32] 3TARGETS is kept without a comma (you guys are like congressman, only passing bills with amendments attached) [07:32] 6I can read THOUGHTS. And no, that's not gonna happen. Ever. [07:32] cut [07:33] cut, too long [07:33] "I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed" [07:33] cut [07:33] Cut [07:33] neutral [07:33] cut [07:33] Actually, neutral [07:33] 4THOUGHTS is cut [07:33] Although if it could be slimmed down... [07:33] 6okay onto vote4 stage, two to choose from... [07:33] I'm just a DISPLAY model! [07:33] My TARGETS come to me willingly. [07:33] 6okay vote4... [07:33] "I can read thoughts." Another bubble "That's not going to happen. Ever" [07:33] hmm, tough one [07:34] vote4 targets [07:34] vote4 targets [07:34] vote4 targets [07:34] "My targets come willingly" would be 500% more hilarious *looks angelic* [07:34] Emma! [07:34] What! [07:34] You can't deny I'm right [07:34] Um. [07:35] vote4 targets [07:35] vote4 targets [07:35] 3TARGETS wins (not so tough after all) [07:35] 6now vote4 short or long version of punchline [07:35] My TARGETS come to me willingly. [07:35] My TARGETS come willingly. [07:35] 6vote4 long or short [07:36] short can be... misinterpreted [07:36] hmm [07:36] Dhraak, that's the point [07:36] I might just opt for the golden rule when it comes to editing punchlines. If in doubt, keep original [07:36] That's why I looked angelic [07:36] Can be? It's practically a single entendre. [07:36] 6winner is My TARGETS come to me willingly. [07:37] Pfft [07:37] You're all too mature :0P [07:37] yes, mature, that's it :P [07:37] and that concludes our judging session - thanks all for judging and apologies for not having 2 toons (probably will have 3 next week so be on time, I'll make sure I set my alarm) [07:37] woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre... [07:37] yes, we're all very mature! [07:37] (so the bartender gives her one) [07:38] man walks into a bar and sees some plasticine- he didn't know what to make of it. [07:39] oh man, we're turning into one of Gaby's joke books [07:39] you knw, those kind of jokes you get in Christmas crackers (do they have them in that part of the world?) [07:40] hey, if my joke showed up in an elementary school-aged student's jokebook, I'd worry [07:40] Absolutely have them here [07:40] ah, so it's global - bad Christmas jokes [07:40] It was so cute at Christmas, because Grandad actually found the awful jokes funny ;0) [07:40] ("What do ghosts eat for tea? Spookghetti" was his, as I recall) [07:40] I like them, because they're just so awful [07:40] I'll tell that to Gabs, bet she'll love it [07:41] I think it's just the UK and Oz actually. Maybe other commonwealth countries [07:41] ok, i'm leaving. bye [07:41] * Wizzard has quit IRC (Client exited) [07:41] Germany has crackers for Sylvester, but I think they don't have jokes in [07:41] Emma: Gaby's reaction to the Spookghetti joke: "Oh that one, I saw that in my joke book" [07:42] I gotta go so thanks all judges. [07:42] IT's pretty old [07:42] Gaby is shoving me off the computer, wants to say hello to everyone [07:42] I should head out too [07:42] Tired [07:42] \nick gaby [07:42] * jc is now known as gaby [07:42] hi! [07:42] how is every 1 [07:44] I'm tired [07:44] Ditto [07:44] not me! i'm never tired [07:44] i'm playing on ds [07:45] You should try working ten hour days then ;0) [07:45] i'm with tom hes kicking a ball a cross the park i went for a walk with him [07:46] and he stops and hes get tired [07:47] Is this Animal Crossing? [07:47] no i lost it! [07:47] Who's Tom? [07:47] my dog on ds [07:47] aaah [07:48] he loves balls [07:48] Aah. Nintendogs? [07:48] yes! [07:48] lol! [07:49] pounce at the ball and nerly roll other! [07:49] i mean over [07:49] I thought about getting a DS if I got a job which involved commuting [07:50] cool! [07:50] But then I didn't [07:50] (Get a job involving commuting or a DS) [07:50] My decade old CD player is enough entertainment for me [07:50] Ds [07:50] Well, it plus CDs [07:51] now tom get killed by the ball hes just lieing down and watching the ball wait now hes coming to me [07:52] now leaving park [07:52] ...you killed your dog? [07:53] no but some tired i mean that i can't move [07:53] aah. that's less worrying! [07:54] he found a thing! [07:54] A thing? [07:54] its a woven collar [07:55] tom is wearing a collar its a lucky collar makes you lucky [07:56] its really cool!!!!! [07:57] anybody here? [07:58] I was distracted in another window [07:58] ihave to go! [07:58] Also, I'm slightly exhausted by your energy! [07:58] * Dhraakellian glances back at the IRC window [07:58] hmm [07:58] lol [07:58] think i'll detach, log out, and wander off [07:59] bye! [07:59] seeya all next week, perhaps [07:59] k [07:59] leaving now! Session Close: Sat May 10 07:59:23 2008