| sev trek sevnames |
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| original name |  | sevname |
| Classic Star Trek | | Jurassic Sev Trek |
| Star Trek: The Next Generation | | Sev Trek: The X Generation |
| Deep Space 9 | | Deep Sev 9 |
| Voyager | | Forager |
| Enterprise | | Enterforaprize |
| The Motion Picture | | The Slow Motion Picture |
| The Wrath of Khan | | The Rant of Kahn't |
| The Search for Spock | | The Spoof of Spook |
| The Voyage Home | | The Voyeur Home |
| The Final Frontier | | The Infernal Frontier |
| The Undiscovered Country | | The Rediscovered Franchise |
| Generations | | Degenerations |
| First Contact | | Forced Contract |
| Insurrection | | Indigestion |
| Nemesis | | Nearmiss |
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| sev trek | | character |
| Jim Tiberius Kirk | | Gym Testosterone Quirk |
| Spock | | Spook |
| Pavel Chekov | | Pavlova Checkout |
| Leonard Bones McCoy | | Leotard Buns McCorduroy |
| Hikaru Sulu | | Harakiri Zulu |
| Uhura | | Oohlala |
| Montgomery Scott | | Monotony Squatt |
| Khan Noonien Singh | | Kahn't Anyone Sing |
| Christine Chapel | | Pristine Crabapple |
| Janice Rand | | Jaundice Randy |
| Charlie X | | Curly Hex |
| Christopher Pike | | Christakea Hike |
| Harry Mudd | | Hairy Muck |
| Zefram Cochrane | | Zephyr Cockroach |
| Number One | | No. One |
| Saavik | | Sevvik |
| Ilia | | Ileer |
| Decker | | Dorker |
| Kahless | | Klueless |
| T'Pring | | T'Shwing |
| Jean Luc Picard | | Jet Lag Pinchhard |
| William Riker | | Willing Piker |
| Deanna Troi | | Doyawanna Tryhard |
| Worf | | Barf |
| Data | | Beta |
| Geordi Laforge | | Gaudy Regurge |
| Beverly Crusher | | Heavily Cruncher |
| Wesley Crusher | | Measly Cruncher |
| Guinan | | Guano |
| Ro Laren | | Raw Larynx |
| Q | | Cue |
| Hugh | | Hue |
| Spot | | Subplot |
| Katherine Pulaski | | Caffeine Pavlovaski |
| Lwaxana Troi | | Lwaxative Tryhard |
| Gowron | | Growlon |
| Tasha Yar | | Trashy Yard |
| Sela Yar | | Sellout Yard |
| Reginald Barclay | | Rigmarole Barfly |
| Lal | | Lol |
| Soran | | Soreman |
| Lore | | Lard |
| Lursa | | Loser |
| B'etor | | B'eator |
| Duras Sisters | | Duplex Sisters |
| Alexander Rozhensko | | Alkaseltzer Idontthinkso |
| K'elyar | | Kevlar |
| Ben Lafayette Sisko | | Bun Laughingstock Schidzo |
| Kira Nerys | | Keelup Nervous |
| Jadzia Dax | | Jazzsinger Dux |
| Julian Subatoi Bashir | | Juvenile Subatomic Bashful |
| Miles O'Brien | | Mules O'Blimey |
| Odo | | Odour |
| Quark | | Quack |
| Garak | | Garish |
| Morn | | Mourn |
| Gul Dukat | | Cul de Sac |
| Vedek Bareil | | Vneck Burial |
| Emissary | | Emissionary |
| Jake Sisko | | Joke Schidzo |
| Weyoun | | Wayout |
| Kai Winn | | Kite Wind |
| Nog | | Snog |
| Leeta | | Leerta |
| Grand Nagus | | Grand Fungus |
| Rom | | Romp |
| Keiko O'Brien | | Kookoo O'Blimey |
| Ezri Dax | | Edgy Dux |
| Damar | | Dumber |
| Kathryn Janeway | | Kaffeine Gainweight |
| Chakotay | | Chocolatay |
| Tuvok | | Twoblocks |
| Emergency Medical Holographic Doctor | | Emotional Mediocre Hollowgraphic Doctor |
| Tom Paris | | Tomb Parasite |
| B'Elanna Torres | | Bologna Torrid |
| Harry Kim | | Hairy Chin |
| Seven of Nine | | Ten out of Ten |
| Neelix | | Kneelicks |
| Kes | | Cuss |
| Seska | | Sesspit |
| Tuvix | | Twolicks |
| Lt Carey | | Lt Curry |
| Delaney Sisters | | Delinquent Sisters |
| Naomi Wildman | | Naiveti Wildcard |
| Captain Proton | | Captain Crouton |
| Constance Goodheart | | Constant Screamhard |
| Emergency Command Hologram | | Emotionally Confused Hollowgram |
| Jonathon Archer | | Jogathon Archaic |
| Phlox | | Flux |
| Travis Mayweather | | Travesty Hayfever |
| Charles 'Trip' Tucker | | Chuckles 'Twit' Chucker |
| T'Pol | | Tentpole |
| Hoshi Sato | | Sushi Psycho |
| Porthos | | Plothole |
| Malcolm Reed | | Malcontent Rude |
| Shinzon | | Shines-on |
| B4 | | Bgrade |
| Locutus | | Loquacious |
| Gene Roddenberry | | Gene Rottenberry |
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| sev trek | | race |
| Orion Syndicate | | Oregano Syndicate |
| Bajoran | | Bjorn |
| Cardassian | | Carsalesman |
| Klingon | | Klingoff |
| Dominion | | Dumbminion |
| Ferengi | | Fungi |
| Borg | | Bored |
| Vulcan | | Velcron |
| The Founders | | The Flounders |
| Romulan | | Wrongulan |
| Trill | | Thrill |
| Ocampa | | Happycampa |
| Tribble | | Trubble |
| Talaxian | | Talaxative |
| Jem'Hadar | | Gem'Hoarder |
| Vorta | | Vortex |
| Kazon | | Kraze-on |
| Gorn | | Goon |
| Species 8472 | | Species 90210 |
| Breen | | Brine |
| Andorians | | Indoorians |
| Suliban | | Stickybun |
| Hirogen | | Hairgain |
| El-aurian | | Accordian |
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| sev trek | | place |
| Nexus | | Noxious |
| Q Continuum | | Cue Continueon |
| Promenade | | Problemade |
| Alpha Quadrant | | Alfalfa Quadrant |
| Beta Quadrant | | Better Quadrant |
| Gamma Quadrant | | Gangup Quadrant |
| Delta Quadrant | | Deltoid Quadrant |
| Risa | | Riser |
| Stovokor | | Stovedoor |
| Romulus | | Wrongulus |
| Wolf 359 | | Whoops 47 |
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| sev trek | | sevship |
| U.S.S. Defiant | | S.E.V. Defunct |
| U.S.S. Enterprise | | S.E.V. Enterforaprize |
| Voyager | | Forager |
| Reliant | | Reluctant |
| Grissom | | Grissle |
| Excelsior | | Excelspreadsheet |
| Prometheus | | Preposterous |
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| sev trek | | sevship class |
| Intrepid | | Insipid |
| Miranda | | Meander |
| Galaxy | | Galaxative |
| Oberon | | Overdone |
| Constitution | | Constipation |
| Soyuz | | Soysauce |
| Oberth | | Wideberth |
| Excelsior | | Excessive |
| Sovereign | | Souvenir |
| Nebula | | Neglected |
| Steamrunner | | Steampowered |
| New Orleans | | Newlycleaned |
| Danube | | Dunno |
| Romulan Warbird | | Wrongulan Warbler |
| Bird of Prey | | Word of Prayer |
| Runabout | | Walkabout |
| Shuttlecraft | | Scuttlecraft |
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| sev trek | | miscellaneous |
| Ponn Farr | | Pong Far |
| VISOR | | ISORE |
| Pagh | | Blagh |
| Anslem (Jake's story) | | Asinine |
| Dabo | | Dumbo |
| Prime Directive | | PC Directive |
| Turbolift | | Tardylift |
| Subspace | | Sevspace |
| Star Fleet | | Sev Fleet |
| Stardate | | Sevdate |
| Jefferies Tube | | Jeopardy Tube |
| Phaser | | Phizzer |
| Tricorder | | Toycorder |
| Warp Drive | | Warped Drive |
| United Federation of Planets | | United Severation of Planets |
| Ready Room | | Rowdy Room |
| Universal Translator | | Implausible Translator |
| Replicators | | Replicaterers |
| Transporter | | Transploder |
| Airponics Bay | | Hairponics Bay |
| Inertial Dampeners | | Infernal Pamperers |
| Raktajino | | Rattyguano |
| Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | | Fungi Rules of Sevquisition |
| Forcefield | | Farcefield |
| Gagh | | Gag |
| Transwarp Drive | | Transtwerp Drive |
| Hypospray | | Happyspray |
| Slipstream Drive | | Swimteam Drive |
| Dilithium | | Delirium |
| Holodeck | | Hollowdeck |
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